Prodigal Son: "You know I have to find my birth mother. I have to know who I am."
Egotistical Maniac: "What? And that's given you some right over my life? Screw you. I'll do what I want."
Stubborn Woman: "That's not my story I'm trying to get you to tell. It's my story, you're just the means by which it gets told."
How did I get myself into this situation?